"Lick all the Crystals" Tote Bag

When it's time to lick rocks, there's nothing you can do but strap on your finest crystal-licking boots and head on down to your local crystal store for the old "mineral buffet."

If you know what I'm talking about, you need this JUMBO tote bag featuring a generous bottom gusset and also delicious crystals.

Product specs:

• Black ink on white cotton canvas
• 26" black canvas straps
• Gusseted (flat) bottom, so these bad boys can hold A LOT!
• 20″W × 17.5″H × 7″D