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Collection: Apparel

We live in a culture where bodies must be covered by fabrics. Fortunately, there is no rule that says our fabric body-housings can't be silly and weird. Therefore, I sell weird clothing items.

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"Waterbug Picnic" Unisex t-shirt

"Waterbug Picnic" Unisex t-shirt

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"I Had Seven Coffees" Unisex t-shirt

"I Had Seven Coffees" Unisex t-shirt

5 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Desperate Times Call For Despair" Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

"Desperate Times Call For Despair" Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

4 total reviews

Regular price £25.00 GBP

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"Leaving" Unisex t-shirt

"Leaving" Unisex t-shirt

1 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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Silliness Above All Unisex Hoodie

Silliness Above All Unisex Hoodie

1 total reviews

Regular price £30.00 GBP

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"Haunted And Thriving" Unisex t-shirt

"Haunted And Thriving" Unisex t-shirt

2 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Please Don't Kill Us Moon" Short-Sleeved t-shirt

"Please Don't Kill Us Moon" Short-Sleeved t-shirt

1 total reviews

Regular price £22.00 GBP

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"Touch Grass" Unisex t-shirt

"Touch Grass" Unisex t-shirt

1 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Besieged" Unisex t-shirt

"Besieged" Unisex t-shirt

1 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Got That Bog in Me" Unisex t-shirt

"Got That Bog in Me" Unisex t-shirt

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Shenanigans" Unisex t-shirt

"Shenanigans" Unisex t-shirt

1 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Snail City" Unisex t-shirt

"Snail City" Unisex t-shirt

1 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Mock The King" Unisex t-shirt

"Mock The King" Unisex t-shirt

1 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Too Wiggly to Live, Too Squiggly to Die" Unisex t-shirt

"Too Wiggly to Live, Too Squiggly to Die" Unisex t-shirt

2 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Committed To The Bit" Unisex t-shirt

"Committed To The Bit" Unisex t-shirt

Regular price From £17.00 GBP

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"Silliness Above All" Unisex t-shirt

"Silliness Above All" Unisex t-shirt

2 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Shenanigans" Garment-dyed heavyweight long-sleeve shirt

"Shenanigans" Garment-dyed heavyweight long-sleeve shirt

Regular price £30.00 GBP

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"Shit's Fucked" Unisex t-shirt

"Shit's Fucked" Unisex t-shirt

2 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Roly Poly" Baby short sleeve one piece

"Roly Poly" Baby short sleeve one piece

Regular price £20.00 GBP

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"Let's Discuss Cool Bugs" Unisex t-shirt

"Let's Discuss Cool Bugs" Unisex t-shirt

2 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Embrace Foolishness" Unisex t-shirt

"Embrace Foolishness" Unisex t-shirt

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Curl Up and Die" Unisex t-shirt

"Curl Up and Die" Unisex t-shirt

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Don't Talk to me Until I've Had My Delicious Revenge" Unisex t-shirt

"Don't Talk to me Until I've Had My Delicious Revenge" Unisex t-shirt

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Little Soup Boys Liberation Army" Unisex t-shirt

"Little Soup Boys Liberation Army" Unisex t-shirt

1 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Ornamental Gourds" Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

"Ornamental Gourds" Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price £28.00 GBP

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"Ponder The Infinite" Unisex midweight hoodie

"Ponder The Infinite" Unisex midweight hoodie

Regular price £33.00 GBP

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"Centipedes" Baby short sleeve one piece

"Centipedes" Baby short sleeve one piece

Regular price £20.00 GBP

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"The Riverbank" Baby short sleeve one piece

"The Riverbank" Baby short sleeve one piece

Regular price £20.00 GBP

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"The Riverbank" Unisex midweight hoodie

"The Riverbank" Unisex midweight hoodie

1 total reviews

Regular price £33.00 GBP

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"Discount Bats" Unisex midweight hoodie

"Discount Bats" Unisex midweight hoodie

Regular price £33.00 GBP

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Committed To The Bit Unisex Hoodie

Committed To The Bit Unisex Hoodie

Regular price £30.00 GBP

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"The Riverbank" Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

"The Riverbank" Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

1 total reviews

Regular price £28.00 GBP

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"Too Silly for Chillville, Too Sad for Clowntown" Unisex t-shirt

"Too Silly for Chillville, Too Sad for Clowntown" Unisex t-shirt

1 total reviews

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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"Cigarette Onion" Unisex t-shirt

"Cigarette Onion" Unisex t-shirt

Regular price £20.00 GBP

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"Trans Rights Bass" Unisex t-shirt

"Trans Rights Bass" Unisex t-shirt

Regular price £20.00 GBP

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"Future Home Of Worms" Unisex t-shirt

"Future Home Of Worms" Unisex t-shirt

Regular price £23.00 GBP

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