Harness The Power of Bullshit.
Arcane Bullshit is a completely serious and functional fortune-telling oracle deck. It was forged in the crucible of eternal mysterious awesomeness and is a direct conduit to forgotten realms of reality-bending Bullshit. Just draw a card, stare into the profound imagery it reveals, then make up some shit about the future!
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The Arcane Bullshit Oracle Deck features:
- Original black and white illustrations
- Dark, angsty subject matter
- Surprisingly profound dick jokes
- Ultimate mystical power!
Expand your Bullshit.
Arcane Bullshit has an expansion! If you purchased the 50-card deck from The Game Crafter, there’s a 30-card expansion available! These cursed images from beyond the veil of sanity are guaranteed to unlock staggering new realms of Bullshit.
Mobilize your Bullshit.
Want to commune with the ancient spirits of Bullshit while you wait for a bus, or during your annoying son Kent’s flute recital? There’s an app for that! Check out the Arcane Bullshit App for Android.
WARNING: Use of Arcane Bullshit is not recommended for clerics, bishops, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1960, nieces, or butlers. Consult a physician immediately if you experience mind-rending hallucinations lasting longer than 666 hours, or your fingernails turn into soap.
For best results, set up a wicker tent in your den, home office, or wherever dark and unspeakable rites are performed. Consecrate the tent with koala tears and vermouth. Kneel on a balsa rod for no more than 66 seconds. Do not attempt to use Arcane Bullshit without a level 36 ectoplasmic shield, and a 4″ brass toad. Ages 9 and up.