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KICKSTARTER COMING AUGUST 2018.

Arcane Bullshit is getting a ridiculous upgrade, and we’re re-launching on Kickstarter in early August 2018. The new deck will feature a ground-up redesign, 20 brand new cards, a printed guidebook, and vastly improved packaging. Stay tuned to our social media in the coming weeks for more details.
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Arcane Bullshit Kickstarter. August 2018.

Bullshit tarot cards for weirdos!

Arcane Bullshit is a profoundly mystical alternative to tarot. Same premise of using words and pictures to expand your intuition across an infinite plane of shadows, but with none of the self-serious baggage. Time to relax your third eye and let the bullshit flow.

If you love weird art, confusing mixed metaphors, making enemies, and the occult, Arcane Bullshit is for you!

Consult Arcane Bullshit for questions about: Love, finance, health stuff, future stuff, and the infinite grinding abyss inside your soul!

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Harness The Power of Bullshit.

Arcane Bullshit is a completely serious and functional fortune-telling oracle deck. It was forged in the crucible of eternal mysterious awesomeness and is a direct conduit to forgotten realms of reality-bending Bullshit. Just draw a card, stare into the profound imagery it reveals, then make up some shit about the future!

The Arcane Bullshit Oracle Deck features:

  • Original black and white illustrations
  • Dark, angsty subject matter
  • Surprisingly profound dick jokes
  • Ultimate mystical power!
  • Irony!

Mobilize your Bullshit.

Want to commune with the ancient spirits of Bullshit while you wait for a bus, or during your annoying son Kent’s flute recital? There’s an app for that! Check out the Arcane Bullshit App for Android.

WARNING: Use of Arcane Bullshit is not recommended for clerics, bishops, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1960, nieces, or butlers. Consult a physician immediately if you experience mind-rending hallucinations lasting longer than 666 hours, or your fingernails turn into soap.
For best results, set up a wicker tent in your den, home office, or wherever dark and unspeakable rites are performed. Consecrate the tent with koala tears and vermouth. Kneel on a balsa rod for no more than 66 seconds. Do not attempt to use Arcane Bullshit without a level 36 ectoplasmic shield, and a 4″ brass toad. Ages 9 and up.

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